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Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous (2008)

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The Army Will Never Be The Same

When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.

Cast & Crew

Director
Steve Miner
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    Private Megan Valentine Jessica Simpson
  • Profile picture of Vivica A. Fox
    Sergeant Louisa Morely Vivica A. Fox
  • Profile picture of Steve Guttenberg
    Sidney Green Steve Guttenberg
  • Profile picture of Aimee Garcia
    Private Vicky Castillo Aimee Garcia
  • Profile picture of Olesya Rulin
    Private Petrovich Olesya Rulin
  • Profile picture of Keiko Agena
    Private Hailey Hamamori Keiko Agena
  • Profile picture of Jill Marie Jones
    Private Connie Johnson Jill Marie Jones
  • Profile picture of Ryan Sypek
    Sergeant Mills Evans Ryan Sypek

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Keywords

  • army
  • us army
  • dumb blonde